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it’s raining cats and dogs: ch. iv

god look at that cat isn’t she cute? you’re goddamn right she is. look at the way she perks her ears up at nothing and just – where is she running off too? what was that sound? i dunno it sounded like a bead hitting the ground – hey holdon now whatare you eati – stop chewing, STOPCHEWINGheyhey heyhelp meoutheremanhelp memanwhatthehellissheeating,godEWwhatisthat,holyshitisthatabeetle?!,iss hetryingtoeatabeetlewhatthefuckgetthatthingouttahermouththatisdisgust ing!,holymotherfuckingsh

it’s raining cats and dogs: ch. ii

sometimes her eyes get glassy and you can see the moon reflected in her eyes.
my sister describes them as moonstone but it doesn’t make sense because she’s feline. they should be cat’s eye.

sometimes her eyes get large and dark and round and i call them obsidian.
my sister disagrees; they’re too soft to be obsidian.

sometimes her eyes are just yellow.
when she steps into the light, they’re just yellow. she likes to watch us with yellow eyes. they’re evil.
we adore her anyway.

(she probably wants to kill us.)