it’s raining cats and dogs: ch. iv

god look at that cat isn’t she cute? you’re goddamn right she is. look at the way she perks her ears up at nothing and just – where is she running off too? what was that sound? i dunno it sounded like a bead hitting the ground – hey holdon now whatare you eati – stop chewing, STOPCHEWINGheyhey heyhelp meoutheremanhelp memanwhatthehellissheeating,godEWwhatisthat,holyshitisthatabeetle?!,iss hetryingtoeatabeetlewhatthefuckgetthatthingouttahermouththatisdisgust ing!,holymotherfuckingsh

Gummy’s Gum

Gummy’s smile no teeth all gum Gummy’s gummy bears hurt her gums Gummy sucks gumdrops sucks her thumbs sucks her gums Gummy just a child let her have some fun .Gummy

chews gum, bubble Bible branded gum Gummy pink red bubble gum bubble pop gum Gummy plick pluck at the goo on your lips with your thumb Gummy stick that gum back between your teeth between your gums .Gummy’s

boyfriend like Michael Bublé chews blue gum Gummy chews pink gum Gummy wants to chew blue gum blue Bublé bubble gum Gummy wants to plick pluck at the blue goo on her lips with her thumb Gummy wants to stick that blue gum blue Bublé bubble gum back between her teeth between her gums .(Gummy your boyfriend Michael is a bum Gummy your Michael Bublé is a dumb bum ,hon ,Gummy’s Michael Bublé chews blue gum) .but

Gummy think pink ink pink blades in the rink but Gummy pink lipstick plink plunk clink in the sink but Gummy it’s still sunny don’t pink jinx your kink; but Gummy you only have pink red gum Gummy pink red strawberry raspberry cherry berry bubble gum but Gummy you can shred red but not blue but Gummy keep your cherry a cherry is

Pure . but Gummy sewing red threads thimble numb on your thumb but Gummy you only have pink red bubble Bible gum Gummy you shed red cada mes a red mess but Gummy you should only hum Bible gum pop songs .Gummy

but some people named Gummy chew blue gum Gummy wants to be a Gummy who chews blue gum a Gummy who blows blue bubbles pops blue Bublé gum .Gummy under one sucked her own gums but Gummy fifteen-and-one wants to suck someone else’s gums (someone’s blue Bublé gum) .but

Gummy honey bun don’t be dumb but Gummy people who chew pink gum choose pink shoes Gummy Listen pink shoes tied up and laced pink bow in your hair toes pointed like a crow but Gummy you must glow but first keep your head low like a doe let your feet float as pink bubbles you blow and Gummy blue gum is a foe .Gummy

wants to play but Gummy you can’t play because Gummy your thumbs’ll fumble and tumble and you’re a punk who can’t punt because Gummy you can’t punt because you’re a runt because Gummy you’re a runt because you have a c— Gummy

red dim sum plump as a thumb Gummy red dumplings blood red as a drum Gummy why do you have purple bubble gum ?but Gummy brand purple gum ain’t brand Bible bubble gum (Gummy your dumb Bublé blue is a bum) but Gummy don’t you go blowin’ purple grapes with that gum .but

Gummy what good is a plum when you been smiling pink gum in your gums but Gummy Bible brand bubble gum says raspberry blue isn’t true but Gummy would you choose a musician over a God ?a God who only gives you Bible pink bubble gum .Gummy why so glum can’t you stick with his pick and chew Bible pink gum ?done

Gummy’s pink gum in her tum Gummy now blows (not) blue bubble gum Gummy yummy ruddy rum chases Bible gum down her tongue Gummy just a child let her have some fun Gummy has some fun chewing (not) blue gum blue Bublé bubble gum Gummy has some fun plick plucking sucking fucking her boyfriends gums Gummy

cherry red ruddy rum drumming in his tum Gummy are you proud you won ?proud your princess is (not) a son and Gummy blue plus blue equals red lips plump as a plum Gummy blue and blue don’t make red !don’t make rose bud red bloody dead in the mud Gummy what did you do Gummy ain’t no runt Gummy

has some fun rum-pum-pum of a gun and pops blue bubble gum